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Friday, October 29, 2004 rot the whole day, not yet started studying the module that i dun understand... surf the net for games... browsing thru Friendster, my frens' blog, wholivesnearyou... haiz... btw i got this very nice anecdote frm friendster. its one of my fren's board msg:
Message: Today's lesson - Girls must beconvinced, so learn to promote yourself - convince them that 'Engineers are the Best Boyfriends' Let me tell you why girls should eventually marry an Engineer over a Law, Management, Arts orMedical School Graduate. An Engineer has 3 distinct advantages over the rest of the graduates. Advantage 1: Secure lifestyle An engineer boyfriend can provide you with asecure lifestyle. At 27 years old, an engineer probably has a respectable, stable job that gives him a high income to own a car, invest, have a comfortable life, and get married and buy a house too. Law graduates are still working as a lowly apprentice in a law firm. Most management graduates have just failed on their first business plan. The arts graduate is still looking for a job. The medical school graduate is still living in a hospital. Advantage 2: Unmatchable industriousness An engineer boyfriend will dedicate an unimaginable amount of his time and effort to understand you. Engineers strain really really hard to understand their work. You can believe that they will try really really hard to understand women too, just like how they understand their work, once they believe that you are the one. So even if they don't understand you initially, they will keep on trying. Even if they still do not understand, they will figure out the correct method to keep you happy (e.g.buy diamond ring = 1 week's worth of happiness.) And once they find out the secret formula, they will just keep on repeating it so that the desired results appear. Unlike the Lawyer who will argue with you, the Management graduate who will try to control your spending, the Arts graduate who will 'changemajor'. The medical school graduate who will operate on you. And you know what, it's really so easy to make engineers believe that you are the 'one'. Say that you like one of their projects and they will be hooked to you forever. Advantage 3:An engineer boyfriend will never betray your trust. Let me first tell you what is wrong with the rest of the others - the lawyers will lie about everything, management graduates will cheat your money, the arts graduate will flirt, and you probably just look like another cadaver to the medical school graduate. Your engineer boyfriend is either too busy to have an affair, and even if he does, he is too dumb to lie to you about that. Hence, an engineer is the most secure boyfriend that you will ever find - rich enough, will keep on trying to understand and please you, has no time for affairs, and too dumb to lie to you. So girls,why procrastinate? Get an engineer for your boyfriend! haha nice abstract isn't it... but den... back to reality, how many ppl are capable of doing that?? haha i dun doubt engineers lar, cuz i am on of them... only now i am on the way to become one... btw, at age 27, for my i juz came out of army and holding a job lor... what kind of job i not sure yet... haha also this world can evolve only cuz there are engineers... thats y we got cars, planes and public transport also... imaginea world without any engineers. we wud only study philosophies, literature and we still had to walk on our feet to get to another place... terrible world sia... some may argue that scientist also hold impt position, but think again... can a scientist do their work wen they dun not have the right apparatus? can the scientist prove their theory if there are no one to help them finish the project?? like building the real artefact that proves the theory... haah so long live the Engineers~~ (i personally still hate the Engineering maths...) MeLzzz's feeling at 1:07 AM.
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